Contest 5: $25 GC



Your choice of an Amazon US site gift card
or an Amazon UK site gift card (~ £15)

Donated by Robin S.

Contest Rules

All you have to do is come up with the best ending to the following without going over 20 words.

Evil Editor is tasty because _______________.

The interpretation of the word "tasty" is left up to you, but note that Evil Editor submitted the definitive definition for it to the Urban Dictionary (Entry 15). Of course, Evil Editor will not be judging these, and Robin thinks more along the lines of Entry 7. So do you pander to EE or Robin? The choice is yours.

Limit of 2 entries per person.

All contests open through 6:00 pm Mon, Apr 25 (New York Time) - Winners will be announced Tuesday.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Give it your best shot - and I'd say, pander to my....uh....tastes!

Robin

fairyhedgehog said...

... his muttonchops are made of real meat.

Sarah Laurenson said...

And FHH has us off to a roaring start!

Robin B. said...

Woo hoo!!! Yep, that's what I like.
Keep 'em comin'....

Slush said...

This one's gonna take a little more brain power.

Robin Weeks said...

...Overlord Robin Sin demands all evil minions to maintain their metro-sexy-bikini-model perfection at all times.

:)

Peter Dudley said...

Evil Editor is tasty because like Purina Dog Chow, he makes his own gravy.

Beckah-Rah said...

Evil Editor is tasty because he only eats adorable baby creatures. He absorbs their youthful powers into himself, making him both stronger and younger with every tender, screaming mouthful (yes, they're still alive; you can't absorb another creature's vitality if it's already dead. DUH.). Now he both tastes like and physically resembles kittens and puppies and baby bunnies (oh, my!).

Robin B. said...

Woo hoo! Keep them coming!

Robin Weeks said...

Okay, so is it Robin B. or Robin S? So confused.

At least I'm the only Robin W!

Phoenix Sullivan said...

Personally, I think she needs to combine the B and the S and go by Robin BS. It suits her.

Robin B. said...

Hee...well, yeah, I keep screwing up WHICH initial I'm using in my name, but hey, it's still me!

Now get to writin', people. I wanna see some tasty pudding!

Chris Eldin said...

He's like a bottle of fine wine in Louisianna after Mardi Gras. Not forbidden, and better than a ham sandwich.

Robin B. said...

YAY!! A Chris siting!

Matt said...

like Charlie Sheen, his skin flakes are pure cocaine.

AA said...

Evil Editor is tasty because you are what you eat, so EE tastes like pork rinds and Cheez Whiz straight out of the can.

Robin B. said...

Damn, you guys. It's gonna be crazy hard to choose!

Robin B. said...

I've been sweating bullets for hours, trying to pick between several excellent and tasty entries! If I could afford it, I'd have awarded more than one, but since I'm doing just the one prize, it has to go to Matt, who made me snort out loud (but not cocaine!)

Matt, send me an email to robin.a.billings@gmail.com and lket me know if you want Amazon US or Amazon UK. You won, buddy. Congrats!