Donated by Phoenix Sullivan
Of course, this would be a lot of awesome if it were Evil Editor critting your pages, but it's just Phoenix. Still, if you could use a fresh set of honest (and tough, don't forget tough) eyes on your words, then go ahead and enter.
This contest will be a simple random drawing, so just pop your name in the comments. We thought about choosing a winner based on the most pathetic sob story, but, well, we just aren't as evil as Evil Editor. Maybe one day...
Limit: 1 entry per person
All contests open through 6:00 pm Mon, Apr 25 (New York Time) - Winners will be announced Tuesday.